Imagine yourself in line at the supermarket. Your cart filled over the top. Customers ahead of you. Customers behind you. The cashier appears to be completely incompetent and is showing more concern for her upcoming coffee break than the customer line that is moving at a snails pace. Trapped with no where to go. When all of a sudden, you hear one of the most dreaded sounds known to man kind, “Waaahhh! Waahhhh!”
Madam Toastermaster, fellow toastmasters and most welcome guests. Today I have the opportunity, no the pleasure, of presenting to you an opportunity of a lifetime. With the information I give you today, you can rest assured that you will never have to face another screaming baby unarmed.
You are trapped in longest line in the history of grocery shopping and the line is going no where fast. Your baby is screaming at the top of its lungs and you have forgotten everything that makes your baby happy. You forgot the soother. You forgot the baby toys. You forgot the security blanket. You forgot the FAVORITE stuffed animal! You even forgot the extra bottle.
It was just suppose to be a short trip. In and out. The baby just wont stop crying. You pick up your baby. You rock it. You bounce it. You shhhh it. But all you get in return is, “Waaaahhh! Waaahhhh!”
The other customers are staring. You can hear them whispering back and forth. You can’t make it out, but you know what they are saying.
“Will that baby ever be quiet?”
“Doesn’t that parent know what they are doing?”
“Can someone put a sock in that baby’s mouth?”
What are you going to do?
Well if you are one of the 50 million iPhone owners or one of the 35 million iPod Touch owners, then you have the solution at your fingertips. Simply go to the app store and search for the greatest iPhone application ever developed with your baby in mind.
Baby Rattle!
That’s right. Just download the application from the app store. Click on the icon on your iPhone or iPod Touch. Then BAM! Instant baby rattle. It looks and sounds just like that real thing! Your baby will never know the difference.
Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations! Baby Rattle! is the only true baby rattle application that offers the combination of rich graphics, moving balls and real rattle sounds. Using the Baby Rattle! application leaves you feeling as if you just played with a real baby rattle.
Perhaps you are not that parent stuck in line at the supermarket with your very own baby. Perhaps you are a bit younger – say in your teen years. You might not have a baby of your own, but that doesn’t stop you from being the best baby sitter in the world! You pride yourself on being the best baby sitter you can be – and bringing to the job everything you can, every time you care for a child.
Baby Rattle! is simply an extension of that greatness. It helps you distract that fussy baby. Its makes that happy baby smile even more. It makes you even better at your job.
You can trust the Baby Rattle! application works because it was tested on real life babies right here in
Not a parent or a baby sitter? Still not convinced this is right for you?
Baby Rattle! isn’t just for babies and their guardians! In 100% on the test cases, the parents were also distracted by the application for minutes on end! That’s right – out of the 5 parents shown the application – all 5 thought it was “cool”!
Want to be that extra awesome Aunty? Want to be that grand father that is still cool and hip with the times? Or how about the big sister that just loves to help out with her newborn sibling?
All of these are made a little easier bit easier when you own your very own copy of the Baby Rattle! application.
Now, how much would you pay for your baby’s happiness? $200? $100? $50? Well you won’t be paying even close to those outrageous amounts. For just one easy payment of 99 cents, you will have instant access to peace of mind! Knowing that as long as you have your iPhone or iPod Touch, you have your Baby Rattle!
No matter who you are. Whether or not you have a child of your own. Whether you are trapped in the super market line from hell or you’re playing with you happy baby nephew who is visiting for Christmas. The Baby Rattle! application is right for you.
Madam Toastmaster.
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